an octopus is just a wet spider
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
why is underwear so expensive
straight guy underwear is like 12 for $5
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to...
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by...
When I was little
I told my dad I stubbed my toe
So he told me to bite my finger
Until I forget about the toe
And was only thinking of the...