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too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

is it possible to burn ravioli. i think i just burnt my ravioli and that makes me really sad

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

mindandmannerisms:

jaclcfrost:

amy-the-nerd-queen:

jaclcfrost:

if the song “tiptoe through the tulips” ever starts playing, run. don’t ask questions. don’t hesitate. just run. run

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

just seeing the lyrics is enough to instill fear within me i swear to god i’m out

The song sings itself. Run. Run from your very mind…

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

mxtori:

businessinsider:

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This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor