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eatingisfab:

ugly today

ugly tomorrow

ugly forever

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

demon-gliter:

emkaymlp:

elusivist:

darn-you-cumberbatch:

Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

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Is that…?

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EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME

i don’t know man that bottle sprite tho

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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supernaturallychallenged:

castiel-winchesterr:

they look like a couple who just had a fight and have nothing more to say to each other

that was basically the plot of this episode

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

whatfulllipsyouhave:

meredithalden:

a public service announcement

I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

wickedclothes:

Rainbow Moonstone Necklace

All natural with a smooth surface, this rainbow moonstone is wire wrapped and attached to a 16” 14k gold filled chain. Moonstone is a natural gemstone and shines a bright blue color when hit by light. Sold on Etsy.

lumos5001:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

40ozshawty:

I find a lot of people physically attractive, but finding people mentally and spiritually attractive is different and much harder for me