“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs
is it possible to burn ravioli. i think i just burnt my ravioli and that makes me really sad
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy
if the song “tiptoe through the tulips” ever starts playing, run. don’t ask questions. don’t hesitate. just run. run
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
just seeing the lyrics is enough to instill fear within me i swear to god i’m out
The song sings itself. Run. Run from your very mind…
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
this is how I would doctor